Where King Cong is crowned
and Anna Hazare is bound.
Where there is a single voice
that yells 'India is for Sale!'
Where oil is as precious and rare as dignity.
Where merit and poverty cease to differ.
Where elections ensure
FDI's 'India is consumer' funda.
Where votes are given for good looks
and not for brain books.
Where all this happens in one go,
there will you find a caption written
in white gold:
'Welcome to reality,
Welcome....
to Incredible India!
